- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

YEAH THEY DO!

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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