- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

rocky is here again.......................

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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