- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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