- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What did the old man say? Im old

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

whats black and strange a paki

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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