- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

White men's rights

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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