What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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