Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

it's funny because it's funny

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What fires shots? A gun

Ebola

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

u know whats a crime? rape

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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