- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Your're racist.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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