Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

womens rights

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Anti Joke

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