- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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