How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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roy g biv

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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dead dibbs

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A whole 'nother.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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