a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why didn't he finish his

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

hashtags suck balls

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

You idiot.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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