- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Badabing.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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