Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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