- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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