- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Connor is homo

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Terry has ebola

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Pickles are powerful

A Mormon walks into a bar

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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