- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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