- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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