What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Neither have I

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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