How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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