So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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the holocaust

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Anti Joke

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