- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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