THe Election

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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