- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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