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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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