- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Daniel is a fag

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Caramel Boing.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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