- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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