- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do I hate? people

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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