- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

pee

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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