a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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A storm be brewin!

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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