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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What comes after 69? 70

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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