- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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