Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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