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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

You idiot.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Justin with a hat.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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