What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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