- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

whats gay and american? a gay american

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

woman's rights

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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