- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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