3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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The holocaust

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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flavin's head

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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