- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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