Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Everybody will die

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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