- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Chris is hairy

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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