- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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