Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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guess what what ...

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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a black man pays his child support

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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