Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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