What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Your Mom

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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