- Anti Joke

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

a man makes a bad joke

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid