How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Women's rights.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

A sober Amy Winehouse

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

whats up and also down? your mum

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Fat? Jesse Z

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