- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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