- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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