belly button

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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mikey is cute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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