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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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