A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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rocky is here again.......................

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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