- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A woman wears a dress.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

24

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

You having friends.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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