- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

YEAH THEY DO!

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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