- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

roses are red violets are indigo

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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