I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

were at work systems r down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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