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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Abortion.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

what does a chair look like? a chair.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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