- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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