What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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the economy.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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