hey hey apple

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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