Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

 

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Obama

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Anti Joke

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