Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

White men's rights

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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