Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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