- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Where's the soap?

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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