- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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