What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Women's rights.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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