- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

don't just stand there

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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