Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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