What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

were at work systems r down

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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