- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

I had friends on the Death Star.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

David Cameron

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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