- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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