what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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hello anomonous

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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