- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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