- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Whats brown and smells bad poo

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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