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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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