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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Whats white? A fridge

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

A Duck walks into a bar.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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