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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Who's the fastest kid in AA

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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