What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Anti Joke

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