Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Try it Yourself »

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Penis.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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