There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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