- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

CHORGLUND

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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