There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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