- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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