- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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