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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Black people

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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