- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

2 + 2 = 4

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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