What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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