- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.