- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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