- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Fine, ladies first.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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