What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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mexicans fishing

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Your face

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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