Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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I love you

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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