- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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