I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Soccer...

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

YEAH THEY DO!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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