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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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