whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

whats worse than gill? nothing

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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