- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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