H o m o comes out as homo

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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