What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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