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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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