- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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