Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Kys

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...