Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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