- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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