- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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