Turkeys are obese

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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