Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Your sex life.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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feminists.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Hi

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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rent a cops

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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