- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock? come in

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

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