- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Not a joke.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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