September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

women's rights, lol

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

HELLO EVERYONE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

q

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Im gay What about you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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