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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Wolfjob.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Pickles

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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