- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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