- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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