- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

You know what's funny? Rape

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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