- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Prostitution is bad.......

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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