Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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