- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A man walks into a vagina

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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