Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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