Your mom is so fat she's overweight

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

An Aisian failed a test

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Your mom.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Mahmy

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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