- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The child was fired from his job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Grace Ackerson

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Poop.

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