what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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AIDS

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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