That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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boner

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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I walk into a bar...

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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