A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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