A pope meets another one

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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