- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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