What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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what are you mike bibby?

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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