Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Get it? More.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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