- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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