- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Where's the soap?

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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