- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Women's rights

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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