- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What do I hate? people

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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