- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm so punny.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

A American seeking into mexico

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

jd and zach loves vigina

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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