- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Cheese

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??