Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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womens rights

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Your mums a potato

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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