- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Lets Go Lakers!

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Christ is a conspiracy

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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