How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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