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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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